Most of the school’s in the Wold of Woldshire are currently shut to allow staff to recuperate, blackboards to be painted black again, whiteboards to be chemically scoured, site supervisors to get trough their backlog of roll-ups and for students to run around wildly climbing effigies and kissing trees.
We reported yonks ago that Blood-hungry school for travelling and germs a punctuation college was to be forcibly closed to allow the removal of squatting elks from lower gym. This has now taken place and the elks removed. Nobody knows what to do with them now and they are currently sleeping on the small patch of grass outside the staff beating area. The caretaker periodically removes the waste to avoid a build-up of elk poo but the situation can’t go on interminably.
